Yes.

You know you're a Wisconsinite if...

* You have a shirt with a big letter G on it.

* You know how to polka, but never tried it sober.

* FFA was a popular club in high school.

* You've seen a Hodag, or, at least you think that's what it was.

* You know what's knee-high by the Fourth of July.

* You know it's traditional for the bride and groom to go bar hopping between ceremony and the reception.

* You know that there is no ' r ' in Wausau.


* You can recognize someone from Illinois by their driving.

* You buy your Christmas presents at Fleet Farm.

* You are a connoisseur of cheese curds, and find anyone unfamiliar with them to be frighteningly foreign.

* You get irritated at sports announcers that pronounce it "Wes--kahnsin".

* You own at least one cheese head.

* You know that Kaukauna is NOT a Hawaiian Island.

* You hear someone use the word "uffda" and you don't immediately break into uncontrollable laughter.

* You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65 mph.

* You or someone you know was a "Dairy Princess" at a county fair.

* You know that "combine" is a noun.

* You know what a FIB is.

* You think Lutheran and Catholic are THE major religions.

* You can tell the difference between "real Wisconsin cheese" and "that Illinois stuff."

* You know that creek rhymes with pick.

* Football schedules are checked before wedding dates are set.

* You can visit Luxemburg, Holland, Belgium, Denmark, Berlin, and Poland all in one afternoon.

* There was at least one kid in your class who had to help milk cows in the morning. ...phew!

* You have driven your car on a lake.

* You can make sense out of the word "upnort."

* The Packers will always be better than the Vikings, no matter what the standings are.

* You know that De Pere is not a wooden structure extending into"Da Lake."

* You can leave your ice cream in the car while you go into Fleet Farm, and it won't melt.

* You always believed that vacation meant "going up north."

* At every wedding you have been to you have had to dance the hokey pokey & the chicken dance.

* You know what a bubbler is.

* Your definition of a small town is one that only has one bar.

* The local gas station sells live bait.

* You laugh out loud every time you see a news report about a blizzard shutting down the entire east coast.

* Your mom asks, "Were you born in a barn?" and you knowexactly what she means.

* You include beer as one of the major food groups.

* You know which leaves make good toilet paper.

* Your sexy lingerie is tube socks and a flannel nightie.

* You are a member of the Polar Bear Club and proud of it.

* You think the start of deer season is a national holiday.

* Your bank has the name of your town included in its name.